After buying slowly, slowly the complete health books section in Higginbothams Madurai Railway Branch, I have conclude many salient points. I am peruse the homeopathy, allopathy, unani, sidha, Teach Yourself Acupressure, nature cure and other mudpack, Edgar Cayce, and Swedish massage. Dear readers, please to accept the following important advices on how to health the Body.
You see, in the olden days some long epochs ago in the hoary past, the human being is descended from the gods and the apes. Therefore, in order to understand the Body, it is imperative to know how the gods are live and the apes too. This is dialectic thinking like Karl Marx. For example, one must yang the yin and yin the yang. And one must allopathologizing the homeosimilium. And one must cool the heat and move the slugs and pitta the kapha and select like remedy to match the like in order to unlike the dislike. (Sorry to simplify, but I’m sure you understand.)
In ancient times, the beloved ancestor is live in Gondwanaland which is very large, happy place like America before the hippies come and ruin the things. Gondwanaland is all the countries of the world in one large chink (big size) and scientists are discover that it is split into pieces and float away on the sea of nectar to make new continentals.
In this land, all the Gondwanas are very health and can live ten thousand years without the bald and wrinkle and sag belly and denture and loss the memory. Why? Because they are eat the potatotoes. Yes. The common potatotoes (big size). How do we know? Because today, there are potatotoes in every continental, even Antactrica. These ancestors are also eat the green weeds. And the wild mango and plenty raw onions. They are pure vegetarian organic certified and they are climb the tree, run the grass, swim the water, walk the very far. The air is very purify. And the weather is very pakka, not like nowadays. There was never the cyclone or snow storm and always the rainbow. The scientists who study the slime in ice core sample and mastodon teeth are proving all these facts. No dispute.
Therefore, the Body is designed by lakhs of years for live the Gondwanaland and not for the modern social. The Body is temporary able to manage the beedi smoking and the brandy drinking and the paan chewing and the white rice eating and the too much of TV watching, BUT after some times, the poor fellow is go ‘kaput’. That is scientific word means ‘tyre puncture’.
It is very sad to see the sugar and the pressure and the asthma and the cancer and the sinus and the cellulite and the knee pain and the pot belly (big size). Remember, ‘a cure in time saves nine’. (I don’t know why nine, but that is the ancient text, so it must be true fact.)
Best would be to again plant all types of potatotoes (big size). This will synergize the chakras and the pranayamas and other co-enzyme Q’s. After eat the potatotoes, the human rascals will became tame kitties and disease will melt away and the mental types will smile peacely and topias will become very ‘eu’. Is not complicated, really. One, two years of hard work. Pull the weeds. Sprinkle the water. Very good potatotoes you will be plucking.
My dear friends, thank you for kind attention and truly wish you best of health in the Body from tip to toe.
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Mr. Muniandi, B. Com. (failed) is a world famous author (unpublished), scientist (unexperimented), and economist (unaccounted). He hails from MelakeelaGoundanRamakrishnanpatti (MGRpatti)