The most important is to study the classics, so advice to have illusion to Canterbaby Tales, Charles Dickings, and Romeo Juliet: “I was born at early age with a caul over my face.” “To be or not to be, where art for thou, sprightly nimp?” Then reader will know you are very erudition.
Use color adjective as much as possibly. For examble, to say: The red woman with blue hat and golden lips is hit the green man in black dress with orange moustache. That is 6 color words per 20, or ‘goodly effective ration’ of 0.300. So try to maximize always.
Also to use the strong verbs. Don’t use: wait, sleep, sit, quiver, or yield. Those are all very weakness. Instead to use: shout, bite, push, boss, and spit. This is very attract the reader.
And be sure not to use what we grammars refer to as ‘run around sentence’ which means the dependent gauze and pharse and past participate and pro-nuns and supposition and all the other part of speech are go on and on endlessly without end and dear reader is get lost in junkle of verbiage and definitely put the book down and your carrier as writer is pinish. Kindly to be very consequent. To the point. And use lot of explanation mark! Strong! Color! Faster! This is very concinct, no?!
Not imperative to know what you are talking about, as long as you package it most beauteously. Here is secret that only professional author is know. Don’t tell to any dear reader, please. Most of them is generally slightly stupid fellow, sorry to say it, so not to worry. They are not much mind if it is true or pukka nonsense what you are telling. And always check the shpelling for profesional touch.
However, some reader is very IQ. You must hope they are not criticalizing your darling book in New York Times Best Buy Book List, or else big umbrage for you. And loss of market share.
I hope this is very help to best your luck for get the Putzer Price and Booker of Nobley. With immediate effect and best wishes.
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Mr. Muniandi,B. Com. (failed) is a world famous author (unpublished), scientist (unexperimented), and economist (unaccounted). He hails from MelakeelaGoundanRamakrishnanpatti (MGRpatti)