The technical term, ‘male ego’, is derive from Old Latin ‘mal’ which means ‘maleficence’ and ‘eggum’ which means ‘egg’. Thus, the term means ‘maleficence egg’. This is happen before the chicken, deep inside the proto yolk sac when the male ego is bath by harmonium excessive. Due to cosmic radiation and genetech mutation, the estrogen is change into dehydro-testy-estrogen (DTE) which is defective variety. This harmonium is stick to the deep part of brain’s emotional limberic system known as ‘hippopotamus’ and is cause pheremones like anything. For examble:
‘Husband, why you are throw the sweaty lungi and shirt upon the floor?’
“I am not throw the anythings on the anywhere! Don’t shout all the time!”
“Husband, don’t spend all our money on the brandy.”
“I am not drink the brandy! Only the whiskey. Mind your business!”
The dehydro-testy-estrogen (DTE) is cause the defensiveness because it is partially dehydrated and very irritate. Basically whatever the lady is say, the man is say the opposite thing using double explanation marks!!
Ancient ayurvedic physicians from Sanjivi Mountain know an herbs called macho pachalai, which is planted by Hanuman himself in the hoary past. It is decrease the rajasic juices and increase the sathvic essentials. For those who are not know the Sanskrit, this means to decrease the chicken 65 and increase the cucumber raita.
So first we must grow more macho pachalai and then must get the mens to eat them but it is very bitter, even if mix with jaggery. I have approached Central Government TASMAC wine shops with petition to add the herb to all the drinks and other rums. But the Joint Undersecretary Ministry of Social Welfare are refuse to consider. Obviously these mufties are have too many dehydro-testy-estrogens (DTE) in their own hippopotamus.
So sorry, madam, but looks like for time being, the male egos will keep flying at each other with blood and claws. The good news is that with natural aging, the healthy estrogen in the males is rise and the bad egg is equilibrate.
‘So DON’T ask such nonsense question again, woman!!’
Sorry! Joke, madam. Just Joke. My dehydro –testy-estrogen (DTE) is jump out when I am not looking. I try harder next time. Really, I am respect womens and truly I am so sorry for rude. If I am discover cure for said problem, I will write to you by return post. Definitely.
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Mr. Muniandi, B. Com. (failed) is a world famous author (unpublished), scientist (unexperimented), and economist (unaccounted). He hails from MelakeelaGoundanRamakrishnanpatti (MGRpatti)